Chemistry

Assorted trivia about Jason.

 

• Is from the overtly-exciting city of Springfield, Missouri.
• Has taught 4-year-olds at my church for 8 years Owns a Mac—the greatest, most reliable personal Etch-A-Sketch yet.
• Does 3D graphic design in his spare time
• Built a giant vortex canon from a laundry basket, a giant poncho, and lab tubing that hurled wind vortices up to 50 ft.
• Built a 100-inch TV using about $15 worth of material.
• Dragged the sprinkler system into the family room (at age 2) and celebrated life with my brother (while the TV was still running—needless to say, it didn't run anymore) by jumping around like frogs.
• Built a wind chime out of broken hard drives to play the Big Ben tune.
• Hopes to demolish Microsoft and their evil corporation.
• Plans to create the cure for the cure for cancer.
• Hopes to earn a PhD in chemistry.
• Wants to invent something that will dramatically revolutionize the realm of chemistry (If I win a Nobel Prize, I'll blame it on Badger!)
• Wants to escape the borders of this country (only temporarily—another country won't be able to put up with me that long).
• Plans to become the stereotype of a Mad Scientist.
• Has a dad who has been teaching at EU for 43 years.
• Has a mom who is the creator and webmaster of one of the biggest Christian web sites.
• Likes these Bible verses: Hab 3:5, 2 Chron 21:15, Eph 5:25.
• Loves the old hymn “It Is Well With My Soul.”
• Cannot think of a “Favorite Contemporary Song.”
• Has accepted a fellowship at the University of Missouri—Rolla to pursue a PhD in chemistry.